Penthoose

Racy mens mag 'Penthoose' shows you exactly what lick to give her to ensure that you don't get damp in the wrong places.

Gyud Maet

Where do you turn when you have forgotten how long to hang the Reestit Mutton or how much salt to add to the Tottie Soup? Never have a problem again with tending to your spoots or stirring your swee, it is all here in the BBC's Gyud Maet magazine - AKA BBC's Good Food.

Midder & Bairn

Even the expecting and new parents are catered for in Shetlands extensive magazine portfolio. Midder & Bairn aka 'Mother & Child'.

Whit Cor?

When in Shetland how do you know what car to buy? Refer to Whit Cor? of course!

Hi Aye

Next up is from the same thread - 'Hi Aye' or 'Hello' as it is otherwise known.

Spik!

Thought I would kick this off with a few of the Magazine Covers I made for a thread over on Shetlink.

The thread is a spin-off from the popular 'If Hollywood films were made in Shetland' thread (which I will post more of later). To get you up to speed, this thread is all about what magazines would look like if they were made in Shetland. My first entry was 'Spik' - An alternative to 'Chat'.

Introduction...

Welcome.

I have decided to throw this together as a little 'showcase' of the shite I have worked over the years.

Feel free to comment and share your memories of working shite.